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Last day of being stuck in a room with beaten women.

Mon, 24 Jul 2006 14:59:59 GMT

yeah so basically i got in trouble for stabbing someone so i was thrown in some shitty violence classes. 24 of these classes for each week (that's about 6 months for ewok)

today is my 24th class and I have to make my big gay speech about what I learned and how I will use the "techniques" the instructor gave us in everyday life.

Here's the best part. Common sense techniques like:
"Arguing doesn't help"
no shit but it makes me feel good inside
"don't fight"
no shit but it makes me feel good inside
"dont act like a poor welfare check toting niggress"
check
"don't ignore the problem"
i dont it's called arguing and fighting
"talk to your enemies"
Enemies? This isn't fucking WWII its a class for a bunch of overweight black women who left their "babys' daddies" cause their hair was too nappy.
"men are evil leave your husband so you can be a social worker like me :D"
lol yeah you have no chin...
"im a big stupid bitch looking for money pay me 25 dollars for nothing k thnx"
fuck you emily fuck you

LJ is for assholes

Sat, 15 Jul 2006 08:13:47 GMT

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oh yeah right fuck you lj for your shit assumptions.

within a year I

Sat, 15 Jul 2006 08:11:41 GMT

found true love
owned the internet
left gayfag.com
went to 2 new states
left all my black friends
left all my friends
Got laid for the first time ^_^
got pregnant for the first time -_-
replaced friends with internet buddies
Died
came back
rented vampires vs zombies
didnt watch it
webspace
myspace
dick
shit
fuck

the end.

Ganegreen....

Sat, 06 Aug 2005 08:53:06 GMT

....the ultimate cut.

Laugh Out Loud.

Thu, 04 Aug 2005 09:02:17 GMT

Laugh Out Loud

someguy22: hey asl?
sexoffender2005: 18/femaleasian/ur pants
someguy22: OMG want to cybar
sexoffender2005: yeah ok ^.^
someguy22: Ill start
someguy22: im rubbing your legs
sexoffender2005: oh wow that feels so effusive
someguy22: im moving up to your breasts
someguy22: im rubbing them
sexoffender2005: My God I feel so prophetic
someguy22: uh...what?
sexoffender2005: nothing
someguy22: anyway...
someguy22: waht do u look like
sexoffender2005: asian like hotness all over and i have a massive crusty ass
someguy22: what? ok. im getting so hard
sexoffender2005: yeah me 2
someguy22: what!?
sexoffender2005: nothing
someguy22: stop playing get serious else im leaving k.
sexoffender2005: ok here goes - Johnson, I need those files on my desk by 6
someguy22: what wtf? stop playing
someguy22: do you want to do this or not
someguy22: cause i have better things to do
sexoffender2005: ok ok
sexoffender2005: put your face between my legs.
someguy22: gladly
sexoffender2005: wait, brb
someguy22: k
sexoffender2005: ok i'm back i had to take a piss. it was like you know how if you turn your garden hoes on to full blast it can rip your hand off clean, yeah like that.
someguy22: ok?thats nice so anyway, got my head between ur legs
sexoffender2005: are u licking?
someguy22: oh yes bayb
sexoffender2005: Well that's a shame because I forgot to wipe
someguy22: screw you!
sexoffender2005: don't leave me tard, you dont know how it is, the toilet paper was so cheap im sorry come back!

He won't answer my calls.