Below are the 5 most recent journal entries recorded in ctrlaltkick's LiveJournal:

Monday, July 24th, 2006
11:00 am	Last day of being stuck in a room with beaten women. yeah so basically i got in trouble for stabbing someone so i was thrown in some shitty violence classes. 24 of these classes for each week (that's about 6 months for ewok) today is my 24th class and I have to make my big gay speech about what I learned and how I will use the "techniques" the instructor gave us in everyday life. Here's the best part. Common sense techniques like: "Arguing doesn't help" no shit but it makes me feel good inside "don't fight" no shit but it makes me feel good inside "dont act like a poor welfare check toting niggress" check "don't ignore the problem" i dont it's called arguing and fighting "talk to your enemies" Enemies? This isn't fucking WWII its a class for a bunch of overweight black women who left their "babys' daddies" cause their hair was too nappy. "men are evil leave your husband so you can be a social worker like me :D" lol yeah you have no chin... "im a big stupid bitch looking for money pay me 25 dollars for nothing k thnx" fuck you emily fuck you (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, July 15th, 2006
4:13 am	LJ is for assholes You do not currently have any friends defined. However, we're sure you have to have a few friends! :) Just enter their LiveJournal names below.... oh yeah right fuck you lj for your shit assumptions. (Comment on this)
4:07 am	within a year I found true love owned the internet left gayfag.com went to 2 new states left all my black friends left all my friends Got laid for the first time ^_^ got pregnant for the first time -_- replaced friends with internet buddies Died came back rented vampires vs zombies didnt watch it webspace myspace dick shit fuck the end. Current Mood: CHIPPER!!LOL Current Music: something about depression (10 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, August 6th, 2005
4:30 am	Ganegreen.... ....the ultimate cut. Current Mood: Gay. Current Music: The Doors - People Are Strange (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, August 4th, 2005
5:01 am	Laugh Out Loud. Laugh Out Loud someguy22: hey asl? sexoffender2005: 18/femaleasian/ur pants someguy22: OMG want to cybar sexoffender2005: yeah ok ^.^ someguy22: Ill start someguy22: im rubbing your legs sexoffender2005: oh wow that feels so effusive someguy22: im moving up to your breasts someguy22: im rubbing them sexoffender2005: My God I feel so prophetic someguy22: uh...what? sexoffender2005: nothing someguy22: anyway... someguy22: waht do u look like sexoffender2005: asian like hotness all over and i have a massive crusty ass someguy22: what? ok. im getting so hard sexoffender2005: yeah me 2 someguy22: what!? sexoffender2005: nothing someguy22: stop playing get serious else im leaving k. sexoffender2005: ok here goes - Johnson, I need those files on my desk by 6 someguy22: what wtf? stop playing someguy22: do you want to do this or not someguy22: cause i have better things to do sexoffender2005: ok ok sexoffender2005: put your face between my legs. someguy22: gladly sexoffender2005: wait, brb someguy22: k sexoffender2005: ok i'm back i had to take a piss. it was like you know how if you turn your garden hoes on to full blast it can rip your hand off clean, yeah like that. someguy22: ok?thats nice so anyway, got my head between ur legs sexoffender2005: are u licking? someguy22: oh yes bayb sexoffender2005: Well that's a shame because I forgot to wipe someguy22: screw you! sexoffender2005: don't leave me tard, you dont know how it is, the toilet paper was so cheap im sorry come back! He won't answer my calls. Current Mood: ah....world... (3 Comments |Comment on this)